● dilater :
went up to the front of the park to see if there were any goslings were around to early they are cute untill they grow up to be cobra chickens
● dilater :
In the bible a cult worshipped a golden calf today a cult worships an orange jackass
● malirekAth :
i'll give him credit, he can turn on the waterworks as good as anyone in an Ingmar Bergman picture
● malirekAth :
if you've ever watched him in Half Nelson you'd agree boohoohoo!!
● malirekAth :
my neighbor across the street occasionally has Trump flags out, so you know he's all for him
● dilater :
notice there are no Biden flags sneakers or hats non cult members don't need them
● dilater :
and the least Christian man in the nation selling bibles is just ludicrous
● madmanno1 :
sanding the skirting borads and door
● dilater :
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together
● dilater :
The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”
● dilater :
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
● dilater :
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”